WHAT'S NEW THIS WEEK WITH DC AREA SPORTS?

WIZARDS

 The Lakers did not respond to the Wizards after the Wizards offered up Christian Laettner and Brendan Haywood for Shaq. Whats up with that?

Once again, Mr. Arms for Legs Keon Clark is our main free agent target this fine offseason. Wheres Lorenzo Williams when you need him?

REDSKINS

LaVar Arrington takes the Skins to an arbitrator about not getting the coin he thought he was getting with hisw contract. I weep for LaVar. I think I'll send his agent some reading glasses or some magnifying glass like my dad has for the next time he has for the next time he signs something important, such as, oh... a 6 year contract.

Joe Gibbs wants Sean Taylor to get an agent NOW. We don't want to see Mr. Taylor in Coach Joe's doghouse. He could always go to Carlos Boozer's former agent, who has no job now.

THE REDSKINS ARE .500 RIGHT NOW!!!

Orioles

Sidney Ponson says he needs to work on his mechanics. Yeah right.

Marty Cordova is too busy burning himself in tanning booths to play baseball right now.

Sidney Ponson is too busy eating to be good right now.

Jack Cust is too busy tripping on the basepaths in Ottawa to be playing in the majors right now.

Albert Belle is too busy getting arthritic hips right now. At least we're not paying him.